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nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

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SLYTHERIN APPRECIATION WEEK: one trait

↳ ambition

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It’s all a matter of perspective

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It’s all a matter of perspective

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Dylan O’Brien spotted at the LAX Airport on August 27, 2014 in Los Angeles.

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devildoll:

The other story I want is the one where Stiles is in college and he and Derek start dating, because I always want a story where Stiles and Derek start dating. But! In this one, Derek’s hanging around at the Stilinski house a lot, and Stiles is spending the night at Derek’s place a lot, and Sheriff is like, “Sure are spending a lot of time with Derek Hale,” and Stiles is like, “Er. Yes?” But that’s as far as the conversation goes, because Stiles is of legal age and also the Sheriff is kind of busy boning the hot single mom who moved in across the street last year. Boning her a lot, and very competently. Maybe even sometimes stopping by on his lunch break, with his gun on his hip and—wait, what is this story about? ANYWAY.

So one night Stiles and his dad are eating dinner at home, which they do just the two of them every Wednesday, and Derek stumbles through the back door. Without knocking! And he’s bleeding all over! And carrying a rifle!

Sheriff yells, “Stiles, run!” and goes for his sidearm and flips the dining room table onto its side and crouches behind it with his gun aimed at Derek and Stiles is like DAD WHAT ARE YOU. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR. OMG DAD!

But then Derek sort of collapses onto the floor in slow motion and the rifle goes skidding under Stiles’ chair, and Sheriff is yelling “Stay away from him!” but now that Stiles has gotten over the shock of seeing his dad spill Frito pie and Diet Mountain Dew all over the dining room he notices that Derek’s got all these arrows sticking out of him, and at least one bullet wound and oh fuck, Stiles recognizes that kind of bullet hole. Derek’s been shot with a wolfsbane bullet, and he brought the gun to Stiles.

(Here Stiles takes a moment to get a little nostalgic over everything they’ve been through together, and a little dewy over how far they’ve come in the years since this happened the first time. But just a moment. Not long enough to, like, severely impact Derek’s chances of survival.)

Meanwhile, Derek’s clawing at the floor, trying to get to the gun, and his eyes keep flashing red and Stiles is like IXNAY ON THE EDRAY BRO as he grabs the gun. His dad is yelling at him to get away, but Stiles is yelling back, “Dad, chill out! I need to—” and he fumbles the bullet out and does the thing with the lighter and Derek does the thing with the writhing on the floor and whoops there’s some nostalgia again, and also some other things that are very inappropriate at a time like this. Then Stiles helps Derek pull the arrows out and when it’s all over his dad is standing there next to him staring down at Derek with his gun held limply at his side.

Derek leaps to his feet and says, “Thanks. I gotta go,” and runs back out the door.

Stiles stands up, crushing a bunch of Fritos under his sneakers, and says, “Um. There’s something I need to tell you about Derek.”

And Sheriff holsters his sidearm and sets the table back on its legs and says, wearily, “I know. He’s a cyborg.”

And Stiles is like, “Exactly! Wait—what?”

Sheriff gives his kid an eye-rolly Come on, I’m not an idiot look and says, “I saw what just happened. He healed all those arrow and bullet wounds instantly, and his eyes kept lighting up red. He’s a robot assassin or something. Like the Terminator.”

And then while Stiles is like, “Uhhhh….” Sheriff sits down and rubs his face with both of his hands and makes this frustrated ARRRRRRGGGGHHH sound and then he looks at Stiles and sighs and says, “So tell me the truth, Stiles. Is he here from the future to protect you? Is that why he’s been hanging around so much?”

And Stiles stares at him and then says, “Yeah. Got it in one, Dad,” and then they hug and when Derek comes back to face the music, even bloodier than he was when he left, and possibly with a human ear in his pocket—shhh, don’t say anything—Stiles is like HEY SO I’M THE FUTURE LEADER OF A REVOLUTION AND YOU’RE MY ROBOT GUARD DOG. JUST GO ALONG WITH IT. AND MAYBE MAKE SOME BEEP BOOP NOISES OKAY.

But Derek will not go along with it, and so he says, “Actually, I’m a werewolf,” and Sheriff sets a plate of Frito pie down in front of him—the part that wasn’t under Stiles’ sneakers—and says, “Yeah, right.”

And Stiles kicks Derek in the shin and slurps up some Diet Mountain Dew through his straw and says, “BEEP BOOP!” and Derek hates him, he really does.

Actually, screw the story. I want this to happen on the show.

BUT SEE. IT’S EVEN FUNNIER NOW. BECAUSE:

“I want you to be honest with me. Absolutely, and completely honest. Have you been time-traveling? Because if time travel is real, you know what, I’m done. I’m out. You’re going to be driving me to Eichen House.”

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AU: When Harry arrived at Neville’s Christmas party he did not expect to run into old Professor McGonagall.

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kleinecharlotte:

The Sao Francisco Church, Brazil (x)

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Some Harry Potter Facts. Daniel Randcliffe's favorite HP book is Chamber of Secrets, Emma Watson's favorite HP book is Prisoner of Azkaban and Rupert Grint's favorite HP book is The Goblet of Fire.
Neville asked the Sorting Hat to be put in Hufflepuff because he found Gryffindor's reputation bravery intimidating.
Most of the members of the Black family are named after stars.
Voldemort cannot love because he was conceived under the effects of a Love Potion.
The first Harry Potter novel was published in 1998, the same year that the final Battle of Hogwarts take place. "I open at the close."
J.K. Rowling has said that when she took an online Sorting Hat quiz it sorted her into Hufflepuff.
Both Sirius and Fred, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations, died laughing.
Tom Marvolo Riddle is also an anagram for "immortal odd lover."
Slytherin house was the first and last house mentioned in the series.
October 9 of 1995, Dumbledore's Army meets in the Room of Requirement for the first time to practice the Disarming Charm.
In the movie scene "Nineteen Years Later", Tom Felton's girlfriend Jade Gordon makes an appearance as Draco's wife, Astoria Greengrass.
Voldemort is bald because this way people can't use his hair in a Polyjuice Potion.
Ron's Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, which are know for chasing otters. Hermione's Patronus happens to be an otter.
Voldemort's Boggart would take the shape of his own corpse, since death was his greatest fear.
Voldemort was 71 years old when he died on May 2, 1998.
A Patronus is a physical representation of one's soul. Since James Potter's is a stag and Lily's is a doe, they are literally soul mates.
Molly Weasley's brothers Gideon and Fabian were killed by Death Eaters in the first war.
Even though he feared death, Voldemort could not become a ghost because his soul was so damaged.
George would never be able to evoke a Patronus Charm after Fred's death.
A Patronus often mutates to take the image of the love one's life because they so often become the happy thought that generates a Patronus.
Bellatrix Lestrange is actually in love with Voldemort.
After Kingsley Shacklebolt became the new Minister of Magic, he told all who participated in the Battle of Hogwarts they could have a job as an Auror without N.E.W.T.s.
Snape hates Neville so much because Neville could have been the other Chosen One, meaning that Lily would have survived.
The third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia (love potion) was that of Ron's hair.
Minerva McGonagall played on the Gryffindor Quidditch team while she attended Hogwarts.
The Elder Wand is the only known wand in existence with a hair from the tail of a Thestral at its core.
Dumbledore was gay, and he was in love with Grindelwald.
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tonystarksass:

tony stark + text posts   

insp.

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